August272014
“I’d rather be a dark present than a dark future.” Ernest Hemingway, from The Garden Of Eden (via violentwavesofemotion)

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buzzfeed:

SHE’S SO SAD WHY IS SHE SO SAD SOMEONE HELP

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artteacheradventures:

pencilblots:

jesuisuneetoile:

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

borl2008:

Yup

apparently last time i sleptover my boyfriends house i shot up and yelled “ETHAN I NEED MY GLASSES, WHERE ARE MY GLASSES ETHAN I NEED MY GLASSES” and he was like what are you talking about and i grabbed him and said “im too ugly without my glasses”

so i wouldnt believe any of these if i wasnt a habitual sleep talker. my best was this, said in an accusatory tone: “what is this, lightspeed?”

My roommate in college decided to take a nap while I was doing homework. About an hour into his nap, he rolled over, looked at me, and said “You can have the rest of my dog face collection.” He then proceeded to snore very loudly, and I couldn’t finish the paper I was working on because I was confused and laughing my butt off.

My college boyfriend once yelled “don’t you kick my f%^king cat, you piece of sh*t!” I was staring at him when he woke up and said “oh god I said that out loud didn’t I?” Yeah. He didn’t even own a cat.

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August262014

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August252014

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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  • first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
  • me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
August242014
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